professional fool
brooke | 24 | she/her | lesbian
i love my fiancée
Anonymous asked:
You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
chimpanzeedotcom answered:
Anonymous asked:
You keep making jokes like “teehee as a family abolitionist I just want children to die in the woods” but like… that actually is what happened to kids before the invention of the family. There actually is no alternative
txttletale answered:
this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten in my life
casveman in 40,000 BC after letting the fifth baby crawl off into the woods alone: hmm . maybe we should come up with another way to do this i dont think the first four are coming back
the idea of a prehistoric society with a 100% unconditional infant mortality rate is making me lose it
caveman sitting up late every night in his workshop trying to find a way to stop children from being eaten alive by wolves before inventing "The Milf"
horror movie where the protagonist only has an inhale activated vape as a light source
oh
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
